Gaming CV: Pyramid Head

Name: Pyramid Head (friends call me Benny) (FYI, does not have friends)

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Email: Bronyinequestra1334@gmail.com

Former Occupation: Series Mascot and occasional mass murderer.

Personal Statement: I am a man’s feelings of guilt made flesh, not a great team member, I do have a record of brutally slaughtering everyone I have ever met, would love a chance to hang up the knife and apron for a while and maybe work in an office or warehouse.

Skills:

  1. Having been lugging a knife the size of a man around for the past thirteen years so have surprising upper body strength.
  2. Living embodiment of guilt.
  3. Decent in a fight but prefer targets not to kick up a fuss.
  4. Cannot talk, making me a wonderful listener (mostly of people’s pained screams)
  5. Has appeared in two awful films, but did own stunt work.
  6. Enthusiastic baker (Applied to appear on Great British bake off)

References:

James Sunderland: Get him away from me! Dear god he’s coming closer! I’m too young  to die (tails off into incomprehensible screams)

Nurses of Alchemilla Hospital: He’s a nice enough chap, once he puts down the knife of course, with the knife he’s typically a bit stab happy. Our Julie went on a date with him once, a apparently he was a perfect gent until she went to his home for coffee and before you know it he’s chasing her around the sofa with a knife the size of her! I don’t think they’re seeing each other now.

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About PropeRob

All round song and dance man with penchant for quoting Jeeves and Wooster and Toberlone's. Known to drone on about Video Games and geeky bollocks to anyone who can't escape in time.

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