Gaming CVs: Kratos

Name: Kratos

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Contact Information: Stabhappy@gmail.co.ge

Former Occupation: Full time Spartan, and world record holder for deicide

Personal Statement: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Tails off into the screams of innocent people.*

Skills

  • Has killed almost all of the Greek gods, looking to expanding into the Norse or Egyptian pantheons
  • Absolutely stunning with a sword/knife, could be good in a kitchen.
  • No concept of Mercy (Killed the Muse of mercy with a broom)
  • Finds anyone weaker than him (Everyone) not worthy of life.
  • psychopathic urge to kill everyone he meets.
  • harbors vendettas like a mother fucker (Killed Oedipus with a mug)

References

*note* Kratos has killed literally everyone we asked to provide a statement. We even went to ask they people from Mortal Kombat and PlayStation All Stars and he had already massacred them as well. It would be fair to say Krato’s defining character trait is that of senseless brutality and we advise he be given a job as an accountant.

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About PropeRob

All round song and dance man with penchant for quoting Jeeves and Wooster and Toberlone's. Known to drone on about Video Games and geeky bollocks to anyone who can't escape in time.

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